Men and women are considered to be diametrically opposed. My mind is always working and so I’m always curious as to the specifics behind this view-point.
I will admit there are some differences. However, there are others things on which I would like to have some light shed.
I am motivated by the possibility that as different as we are. We may share some similarities.
Some of these maybe biological in nature. While others are just socially enforced differences.
To Wood.. or not to wood? Or rather…the voice in the wood?
Although, technically, the double entendre above would be complete if the preposition was “On”. But then, that would be telling.
It is widely known that men have morning wood. If you don’t know what a morning wood is, either you aren’t male, you do not know any men, you have never spoken to one. Or you have yet to discover the internet.
Whatever the case may be, I certainly will not be shedding any light on the matter.
The question is, however, do women share this trait. Or, perhaps, something similar.
Owning to the fact that it is called morning wood. Based, on the metaphorical references that gives it an identity without being risque.
Following this train of thought, if it were possible that women could experience this.
Wouldn’t that mean the female equivalent would be called morning voice?
Again, if you do not know why the metaphor is voice.
You are either
A: Too young to be reading this
B: Way more sheltered than I could possibly give you credit for.
Or
C: You’ve never seen one before…
And finally D: you did not understand the double entendre I mentioned earlier.
If any of the above are true. Then clearly some very vital information was left out of that “Birds and the Bees” conversation you had with your parents.
Moving on.
When two people in a relationship -male, female. Consummate their relationship by performing oral favours.
They always refer to this act using metaphors that refer to the brain. Which of course makes sense, since it is often said Men have two heads.When they do something stupid the little one is responsible for doing a majority the thinking – or lack thereof.
So technically, if you give your woman oral favours. Should it not be called mouth to mouth resuscitation?
It is oft said women like cuddling and men do not. Allegedly.
I have always wondered why cuddling had to be laying together face to face in such a fashion that you are forced to breathe each others carbon dioxide as opposed actually getting oxygen.
Perhaps it sounds cute and romantic. However, practically it seems rather uncomfortable in its execution.
If cuddling was chilling with your guy or girl while they played a game ,listened some music or while reading a book. But being in close and comfortable proximity of each other. I could see that working.
I am oft curious about these peculiarities. I thought, perhaps, you all could shed some light on these ‘inconsistencies’.
The next time you have some time… you can ask your significant other. And if you don’t have one. Well, you can always ask a friend.
As I am honestly curious as to the answers women would provide.
If you are wondering why I do not ask these things myself. Well what would be the fun in asking these questions solely for my benefit?
Caio!!
Atama No Yare 